When you see your friend and their crush together
When Asian parents let you go out.
jennyogee: ohwasupsaaam: do you have a ride home? call me when you get there, kay? do you have money? because i’m not giving you any. you better not be hanging with some boys. how are you getting there? who are you going to be with? don’t talk to strangers. what time will you be home? you better not do drugs. all the time.
"Are you as bored as I am?" makes sense even when...
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When you find something you've been looking for...
DON’T. TOUCH. MY. SHIT.
We often victimize ourselves,
tedeezy: As the one who gets hurt by someone, but let’s be honest, we’ve all hurt someone before, whether it was on purpose or unintentional, we’ve hurt someone. We’ve all just wanted to be friends with someone, we’ve decided to not text someone back, we’ve ignored someone & paid attention to someone else, we’ve not felt the same way for someone, we’ve pushed someone away & we’ve lost...
Realizing what a lazy shit you are.
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Please don't expect me to always be good, kind,...
When someone sends you a dirty text while you're...
Once you lose someone, it's never exactly the same...
Don't let jealousy lead to anything other than...
You know what hurts?
Seeing the people you care(d) so much for just, change. First seeing them walk out of your life, and then seeing them turn into this ignorant person that they swore they never would become. That shit hurts.
datumblrqueen: Things people will do: Hook up Go on a date Get asked “out.” Get rejected. Celebrate because they have no school. Things people will forget to do: Remember the troops. Wish them a quick and safe return. Be thankful for the things we have, because of their sacrifice.
That moment when one of your body parts fall...
mylifeasjorge: And it feels like this afterwards: Sooo gpoy
"Finished or not finished, pass your paper!"
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No matter how careful you are, there’s going to be the sense you missed...– Chuck Palahniuk(via adessive)
"Cray" isn't short for crazy.
soul-amaazing: It’s actually not even spelled that way, it’s “kray,” as in the Kray brothers who were some type of criminals and the police failed to find them on many occasions in the past. So when they say, “Ball so hard, motherfucka’s wanna’ find me, that shit Kray,” they’re implying that they can’t be found.
annn-e: I pretty much try to stay on good terms with everyone. I try to get along with people because I hate having problems and that’s how dumbass rumors start. I dislike having people hate me for whatever reason. Unless they’re stupid assholes, they can go fuck themselves.
When I'm eating something really hot but I keep...
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